The purpose is to meet new people and gain more followers in the book blogging community.
Well, the obvious answer would be to dance Nekkid!
But . . .
there are parts of the human anatomy that really, really do not need to be flapping in the breeze. REALLY!
So . . . I thought long and hard about this and here are the two logical answers I came up with:
I'd probably stack up on cats and carry them around in a sack, just waiting for the right moment to hurl them at the unsuspecting crowd. Of course, PETA would more than likely come to the aid of those kitty cats - they have spies everywhere, you know? And thank goodness with plans like this! - and I'd more than likely wind up in jail.
My other idea was to dress my children as Zombies, put them on a leash a la' Michonne style, sit back and watch the crowd scatter. Of course, that might see the good people of Child Protective Services arresting me for child exploitation and neglect.
Either way it looks like I'll be seeing the inside of a jail cell, but at least I'd have some good reading material to pass the time.